Tag: humor
group name: dogsrus
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May 18, 2006 12:41 PM EDT --
Hey Dad! We're In Jail!
You try to raise them right. Teach them right from wrong. Give them all of the love and attention they deserve. But sometimes, dogs just go bad.
It was a beautiful New Mexico . . . more
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June 15, 2006 08:30 AM EDT --
Hey there Gatherers, this is Boopy! We need to talk.
My friend, Stephen Schneider or Sebastian Stephens or whatever he's calling himself this week has really lost it.
He's written so much about . . . more
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June 16, 2006 06:52 PM EDT --
Hi fellow gatherers! It's me again, Boopy.
Mr. Schneider has left the building. He's not available for comment. I've taken over.
My story here yesterday got TWICE as many readers. Mine got . . . more
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September 29, 2007 11:45 AM EDT --
My dog, Bugsy is a character. Yesterday morning he was driving me bonkers following me from room to room. (What can I say? He LOVES me..lol) But it can get very irritating after . . . more
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May 18, 2006 12:04 PM EDT --
I don't know why he responds the way he does.
He knows I'm not after him.
I don't want him.
I don't need him.
If I did need him, I'd call. He'd come. It might take some coaxing, . . . more
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August 20, 2007 12:07 PM EDT --
I published this one and two others altogether under the title "My Silly Dog Stories" on Gather when I first joined. I thought I'd try publishing them individually this time.
A Day . . . more
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June 05, 2006 05:41 PM EDT --
My household has a problem. Boopy and Buddy have it in their contracts as well as their rulebook that they are to be presented with a "chewie" every morning when they come back in the house from . . . more
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December 10, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
My one-year anniversary here at gather passed on Monday. I had planned on posting something, but unfortunately, had nothing to say. Such has been primarily the case for the last five months.
A writer’s . . . more
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June 17, 2006 09:17 PM EDT --
Hi there, Buddy here. The truly handsome dude of this household. Boopy is now so impressed with himself reaching number one in the comments no one can stand him. He's been licking himself . . . more
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August 13, 2006 08:40 PM EDT --
Someone recently posted an article about the ways people can alter their identities on blog sites. I commented about the famous New Yorker cartoon saying, "On the internet, no one knows you're . . . more
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May 18, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
As I've mentioned frequently in my column, I have a Doberman named Brenna, who happens to be the biggest baby of all dogs. Ok, I know what you're going to say; that your little poodlie-cocka-whatever . . . more
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September 18, 2006 12:15 PM EDT --
New puppy at home
The cat sulks in the closet
Who will clean this mess?
more
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January 08, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
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8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 . . . more
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December 09, 2006 10:21 PM EST --
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
Unknown
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself . . . more
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August 20, 2007 12:16 PM EDT --
I published this one and two others altogether under the title "My Silly Dog Stories" on Gather when I first joined. I thought I'd try publishing them individually this time.
TAFFY’S . . . more
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May 17, 2006 02:59 PM EDT --
This is my first attempt at poetry. I decided to share with you human gatherers what true love really is. I am trying to break into the lounge scene but alas most clubs don't alow dogs *sigh*
I love . . . more
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October 12, 2007 11:56 AM EDT --
My neighbor's cat loves to tease my dog, Bugsy. Every morning we go through the same routine. I will open the front door to hook Bugsy up on his chain. The cat hears me doing this . . . more
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September 17, 2006 09:39 PM EDT --
Colyn loves bugs. He just wants to play with them. They fly and crawl and ooze. He thinks they would make terrific friends. He has a bug alert pose. When he finds a bug, he lays down on the floor, his . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:52 PM EST --
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: . . . more
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