Tag: funny
group name: dogsrus
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May 22, 2006 12:09 PM EDT --
When I was eight years old, a stray dog come into our family. We named her Trixie. Trixie was a terrior mix, and the friendliest, most affectionate dog I have ever known. She integrated . . . more
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January 08, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
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8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 . . . more
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May 18, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
As I've mentioned frequently in my column, I have a Doberman named Brenna, who happens to be the biggest baby of all dogs. Ok, I know what you're going to say; that your little poodlie-cocka-whatever . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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January 10, 2007 11:52 PM EST --
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: . . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
I'm perched on a stool in the kitchen typing this on my laptop. The legs of the stool and my socks have been liberally sprayed with a bitter-tasting chew deterrent. Oh, hold . . . more
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December 22, 2006 03:36 PM EST --
Found this in my email today
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC ~
Collie + Lhasa Apso
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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April 16, 2008 02:03 AM EDT --
We have two new members of the household. Vipper, our Engish Springer Spaniel puppy, has been with us for six weeks now, and last night little bitty kitty Palooka joined the family. . . . more
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December 13, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
Feel free to make an arguement for either animal but please no fence jumping... er... um, I mean fence sitting. You can tell by the title on which side of the fence I reside.
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November 24, 2006 04:42 PM EST --
Early this week, the humans brought home a frozen 20 pound turkey. They didn't say so, but I knew they got it for me. They really are devoted to me. The turkey sat around on the counter for awhile . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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August 31, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will . . . more
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January 09, 2007 12:23 AM EST --
Proudly displayed in the corner of my bedroom is an enormous kennel we put the dogs in when we are out of the house for more than an hour or so. We've discovered (the hard way), that little terriers, . . . more
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February 23, 2007 06:59 PM EST --
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
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December 17, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
This was in the files on my computer. It probably came to me in an email.
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No . . . more
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January 13, 2007 11:08 AM EST --
This is a follow up I guess on the one about cats I recieved in an email yesterday.
1. Golden Retriever: The sun . . . more
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October 06, 2008 04:00 PM EDT --
"Laptop From HP" Song Parody sung to the tune of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" by Rick L c2008 (Dedicated to my baby Donna S.)
LAPTOP FROM HP . . . more
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